What the Golf?
What the Golf?

The golf game for people who hate golf! A silly physics-based golf parody. This game is made by people who know nothing about golf and it will not make you a better golf player!

The golf game for people who hate golf

A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: WHAT THE GOLF?
Golf a house, a horse or car!
  • More surprising new golf mechanics than you can imagine
  • Epic golf boss fights
  • Made by people who know nothing about golf
  • First (and hopefully the last) game that let you golf a horse
  • Will NOT make you a better golf player
  • Surprises!


  • 97%
    Critics Recommend
  • 84
    Top Critic Average
  • Mighty
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PC Gamer
88 / 100
“A humorous and surprising puzzle game about golf and not-golf.”
Daily Star
by Jordan Oloman
“What The Golf is a hilarious, addicting golf game that unravels the sport into clever puzzles and intrigue.”
Metro GameCentral
8 / 10
“The world's least realistic golf game is a tour de force in manic invention that values variety, invention, and surrealist humour above all.”
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Mac OS
OSWindows 7
OSWindows 10
ProcessorIntel Core2 Duo E8400
ProcessorIntel Core2 Duo E8400
Memory2 GB RAM
Memory2 GB RAM
GraphicsRadeon HD 3870
GraphicsRadeon HD 3870
DirectXDirectX Version 9.0c
DirectXDirectX Version 9.0c
Storage500 MB
Storage500 MB
Languages Supported
  • [TEXT ONLY]: English, Russian, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese, Korean, Dutch, French, Turkish, Arabic, German, Spanish, Japanese, Italian
2019 Triband Productions ApS