The golf game for people who hate golf

A silly physics-based golf parody where every golf course is a new surprising type of golf, some brilliant or hilarious, others so absurd they will make you go: WHAT THE GOLF?

Golf a house, a horse or car!


  • More surprising new golf mechanics than you can imagine
  • Epic golf boss fights
  • Made by people who know nothing about golf
  • First (and hopefully the last) game that let you golf a horse
  • Will NOT make you a better golf player
  • Surprises!
Created by Triband
Minimum RequirementsRecommended
OSWindows 7OSWindows 10
ProcessorIntel Core2 Duo E8400ProcessorIntel Core2 Duo E8400
Memory2 GB RAMMemory2 GB RAM
GraphicsRadeon HD 3870GraphicsRadeon HD 3870
DirectXDirectX Version 9.0cDirectXDirectX Version 9.0c
Storage500 MBStorage500 MB
Languages Supported
  • [TEXT ONLY]: English, Russian, Polish, Swedish, Norwegian, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese, Indoniesian, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean, Dutch, French, Turkish, Arabic, German, Spanish, Japanese, Italian